May 19
Dear Doc,
You may shout hurray, if you wish. It is raining and no tennis. So I will be very very good and answer your letter immediately, or perhaps, you may "try" that perfect crime on the post man. Please, Doc, don't. I really wouldn't advise it. Or was that settled in the last letter?
Considering the difficult time you had writing the last letter you did fairly well. It was good hearing form you - after a week of writing.
Tell me more about Robert Young. The only Robert Young I can recall is Robert Young, the war hero. Anyway, who ever he is he has some good ideas. The two you mentioned appealed to me. I think he is perfectly right, about getting married when one is young, or particularly not purchasing a house. There is a lot of time for that. A couple is inclined to get "too settled down" and not have any real fun if they do. Women become too interested in their domestic duties and are unaware of the fact that their husbands want more than a good dinner and clean house to come home to each evening. Of course, that all helps and is necessary but there is more - so very much more. Wow! I got involved - forgive me. Anyway, who the heck is Robert Young? You run into the strangest people.
I find myself counting the days until Jun 1st. For your information, Doc Rounds, the "salt water rest cure" may not be what I need at all. Good gosh, that could be anything!! Pardon me, while I get out my medical journal. Tell me more. You know a cozy spot, hmm? I'll have to know more about that "salt water rest cure" before my doctor will consent. Please send all information to my address! Sounds interesting.
Frankly, Doc, I believe I am losing my mind (never reach that point) Fear not. There is no censor en route. I suffered a mild seize of hysteria when I found I had not enclosed the darn thing. I could just as soon tell the thing to go to H. but it can be done and I'll prove it to myself. It really isn't worth waiting for Doc, so toss it out the "windy".
Before I continue - I shall explain. I'm not responsible for the "SWAK" on my last letter but it really isn't a bad idea. Mre. Gendrich, one of the nurses, confessed today. I wondered why she always asked if I had heard from you. See, I had her mail my last letter to you. We are continually playing dirty tricks on one another. It is a lot of fun and they all are fine girls. Sometimes the treatment should be reversed from all observation but we are happy or try to be happy. There is a difference, isn't there?
You are quite right. A lot of my time is spent with heavy backs, so you called them but I don't mind. Of course, I'd rather be having a steak with you. If that is what you suggest But!!! One would think that you had no freedom. Good heavens, man, that is our one privilege to do as we please at the time we please. Why do people restrict themselves? So many of us are prisoners of our own minds and ideas - and ideals perhaps, if you wish to include the letter. Forgive me - I am getting all to serious! I think it is good for me nevertheless.
Take care, Doc, did you read about the fellow in Rhode Island who was arrested for "laughing" in public? Of all things. He received a prompt invitation from Texas to come there and laugh all he wished.
Say, I think you may need a little attention - Really, Doc, my letters really are not "laughable" not even the first time. Go ahead and have your fun! But never will I tell a joke - "Duz - duz everything!" We nurses passed better ones than that around - Reminds me of one! Now Anne - remember what Mother always told you - ok - no joke.
Were you to a Pops concert? Thank you for the program, or programs. Lets see - I'd like to have been there Friday, May 7 and heard Grieg's Panio Concerto. Don't miss De Rosenkavolier.
I'm going to be real good to you, Doc, and walk down and mail this - now isn't that sweet?
It is still raining so this should be pleasant (the walk, I mean) Why did you ask if I were bored? Are you?
Be good and write soon!
As ever,
Anne
Excuse the mistakes, I'm not rereading this.
(enclosed poem)
Beloved San Antonio, Texas
San Antonio, Oh! San Antonio, you moth eaten town,
Your unpainted houses should all be torn down,
Your winters are cold, your summers are hot,
The air is humid with mildew and rot.
It's the land of bad colds, sore throats and flu,
Of stiff aching muscles and pneumonia too.
You're a blot on the landscape, the Nation's eyesore,
Your people are out-witted and gad, what a bore,
Your streets are filthy from all approaches,
There comes swarms and swarms of your vile cock-roaches.
The home of side poraches and crowded thoroughfares,
And lovely girls with their very blank stares.
You live among spicks and don't mind the rats,
And seem to thrive on mosquitoes and gnats.
You can't even speak English, you speak Texaneese,
Inhaling sewer gas which you think is the breeze,
You make us pay double f or all you sell,
But after the war, you can all go to Hell.
And when you reach Hades, and Satan greets you,
You'll feel right at home, for he's a Texan too.
Yes, San Antonio, Oh! San Antonio, it ain't very charmy,
To be flanked on your door step by Uncle Sam's Army.
Have you ever wondered why all of us grieve?
Why all of us welcome the first chance to leave??
The worst of it is, you all think you're swell,
You think yourselves perfect and that gripes us like Hell.
You're dead and rotten and you think you're alive,
You think you have a palace instead of a dive,
You're not worth this paper, You're not worth this ink,
YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM US........ SAN ANTONIO... YOU STINK.